How everyone stacks up
Stats + Records
Two ways to read the same league. This Season ranks the teams playing right now. All-Time is the record book, kept by manager rather than by team, so a record follows the person who set it rather than the name they were using that year.
Single-Week Scoring
The best and worst weeks anyone has ever put up.
Every game counts, playoffs and consolation included — the highest score ever is the highest score ever, whatever week it landed in.
Margins
Blowouts, heartbreaks, and the games decided by a kicker.
Streaks
The longest hot and cold runs anyone has managed.
Measured within a single season, post-season games included — a run that carries through the bracket is the run people remember. A streak that ends in December and resumes the following September is two streaks, because everyone redrafts in between.
Career Totals
Everything a manager has done here, added up.
Every game counts, post-season included — so these wins run ahead of the regular-season W-L on the League History table, which deliberately counts neither. Totals also reward a long stay as much as a good one, and the seasons count beside each name is the honesty check. The two averages need at least 10 games, so one hot fortnight can't take an all-time record.
Optimal Lineup
What a perfect start/sit call would have been worth — roster strength and the coaching on top of it.
Covers 2026 only. An optimal lineup is worked out from every team’s full roster in a given week, which is recorded as the season plays out rather than looked up afterwards — so these records start from the season that recording began, and gain a year every season.
Scoring Distribution — Single Week
How few players carried a team in one week. The figure is an “effective contributors” count: a lineup splitting its points evenly across five players reads 5.0, so a lower number means fewer people did the work.
2026 onward only, and permanently so — the figures need every team’s full roster for a specific week, which ESPN serves reliably only while a season is running. Started players only, since bench points never counted toward the real score.
Scoring Distribution — Full Season
The same measure over a whole season rather than one week, which is a different question: a manager can lean hard on a different player every week and still come out balanced across the year.
The week count beside each name is the honesty check — a season figure means something different behind three weeks than behind fifteen.