Michael Farris
East End Gridiron Championship is in its first season, so there are no season records yet — but the weekly lineups are being recorded as it is played.
Michael Farris picked from the 9 slot and opened with the most on-brand selection imaginable: a Christian, in round 1, for a team called Jesus Christ Superstars. McCaffrey came first, then Justin Jefferson and Rashee Rice as back-to-back wideouts. All 16 picks were Michael's own, with 0 left to the autodraft. Plenty of faith in this roster, none of it placed in the computer.
Trophy Case
East End Gridiron Championship's first season: 9 weeks played. Career totals grow here as seasons are completed.
- 1Coach of the Week
- 1Giant Killer
- 1Heartbreaker
How the awards are decided
- Coach of the Week
- The best lineup choices of the week: the highest share of the best possible lineup (points scored divided by best-possible points, the Coach Rating already on Power Rankings, to one decimal). Ties on that figure are shared. Counted from 2026, because past lineups can't be rebuilt.
- Top Score
- The highest score of the week, to one decimal. Ties are shared.
- Giant Killer
- The biggest upset of the week, judged only on what was known before the game: where each team stood in the standings (record, then points scored). The winner must have gone in at least half a league’s worth of places below the loser (5 places in a 10-team league), and both teams need two games played, so it starts in Week 3. No projections of any kind.
- Narrow Escape
- The smallest winning margin of the week, to one decimal. Ties are shared.
- Bench Blunder
- The most points left on the bench: the best possible lineup minus the one started, to one decimal. Ties are shared. Counted from 2026.
- Heartbreaker
- The most points scored by a team that lost. Ties are shared.
Only regular-season weeks count. Playoff and consolation games never do.
Bench Blunder and Heartbreaker are the two friendly needles — drawn with a dashed ring, and meant in good humour rather than as a mark against anyone.
In 2026: Coach of the Week in week 7; Giant Killer in week 5; Heartbreaker in week 8.
| Week W1 | Week W2 | Week W3 | Week W4 | Week W5 | Week W6 | Week W7 | Week W8 | Week W9 | Week W10 | Week W11 | Week W12 | Week W13 | Week W14 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coach of the Week1 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Top Score0 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Giant Killer1 in 2026 | – | – | ||||||||||||
| Narrow Escape0 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Bench Blunder0 in 2026 | ||||||||||||||
| Heartbreaker1 in 2026 |
= shared with another manager · – Giant Killer starts in Week 3: both teams need two games first
Draft Tendencies
Every draft Michael Farris has on record — 1 season.
| Season | Picks | Autodrafted | 1st Rd | Draft Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | 16 | 0(0%) drafted every pick | RB | 414.8 |
Weekly Lineups
Starters first, then the bench. Open a week to see who actually played.