Only Ladds Hold the Top Spot While the Miracles Keep Defying the Math
Music City Miracles have the best record and the season's longest win streak at 6 straight, and they still can't pry John's Only Ladds off the top. Jeff's team keeps winning more than its scoring usually earns, and no roster on the board swings harder from week to week.
This Week's Power Rankings
1. Only Ladds (–) — 49 pts
John's team has piled up more points than anyone in the league. Beating Will kept the top spot in hand, and the record, if anything, sells this group a little short.
2. Music City Miracles (▲1) — 41 pts
Jeff crushed Daniel's Jags by 60.3, the widest gap of the week, and the streak rolls on. But a 4-3 team has scored more than this one, and the weekly swings are the wildest anywhere. Somebody up there likes this roster.
3. Jesus Christ Superstars (▲2) — 37 pts
Michael slipped past Jonathan by 2.8 and climbed into a share of third. The record says middle of the pack. The scoring says this is one of the better teams in the league, and the rankings agree.
3. And Ye Shall Shedeur (–) — 37 pts
Nick's best possible lineup would have scored 141.2, enough to beat Brandon's week-high night. Instead 42.0 points stayed parked, and Jameson Williams' 26.1 never left the bench. That was a winnable game handed away.
5. Jacob's Wookiee Squad (▼3) — 34 pts
Jacob lost the week's closest game by 0.3, with Rhamondre Stevenson's 22.5 sitting unused. Only one roster in the league is steadier than this one, which makes a loss decided by lineup choices sting all the more.
6. Wesleyan Squad That Laterals (▲2) — 22 pts
Brandon posted the week's top score and knocked off Nick. Enjoy it, but only Jeff has won more games than his scoring would normally deliver, so this 4-3 has some padding in it.
7. Wild Wild Will (▼1) — 21 pts
Will's best lineup would have edged John's 134.2 by a hair. Kirk Cousins put up 20.4 on the bench instead. Nobody in the league is more consistent, which is cold comfort sitting at 3-4.
8. Cam Ward of the State (▼1) — 20 pts
No team has been robbed by the schedule like Jonathan's, and a 1-6 record is the cruelest line on the board. Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Josh Allen carry the most top-heavy roster in the league. Daniel's Jags come next, the one matchup of neighbors on the board.
9. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (▼1) — 17 pts
Shep won the week's tightest game and still didn't gain ground. No roster spreads the work around more evenly, with Malik Nabers leading the way at just 14% of the points.
10. God Likes Jags? (–) — 5 pts
Daniel's 58.4 is the lowest score this league has ever seen, and the losing streak is now 7 straight. The worst part is that a lineup worth 119.0 was sitting on the roster, enough to top Jeff's winning score. The question mark in the team name is doing honest work.
Milestones
- New season-low single week score: God Likes Jags? with 58.4.
- New longest win streak of the season: Music City Miracles, now at 6 straight.
- New longest losing streak of the season: God Likes Jags?, now at 7 straight.
Career Milestones
- New all-time low score: Daniel Foster with 58.4.
By the Numbers, Week 7
- Wesleyan Squad That Laterals put up the week's high score: 136.3.
- God Likes Jags? had the week's low score: 58.4.
- Music City Miracles posted the week's biggest margin of victory, beating God Likes Jags? by 60.3.
- Little Lebowski Urban Achievers survived the week's closest game, edging Jacob's Wookiee Squad by just 0.3.
Full breakdown, every category, and the week-by-week history: Power Rankings and the Stats Book.